I’m the best lawyer around! And I know that orange is NOT the new pink ;)
Shit. That makes me a Starfleet Keptin.
BOW TO YOUR NEW SORCERESS SUPREME
SPACE CAPTAIN? SPACE CAPTAIN!
watch out motherfuckers there’s a new superman in town
Huh. If Fish is Superman, can I be Superboy(girl)?
So I’m a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist…?
Outta the way. I’m the real Iron Man.
I’M GONNA WRECK IT!
Time to fuck up some evil witches.
If you mean watched from beginning to end, I believe it would be 42 (which is a movie about Jackie Robinson who played baseball for the Dodgers). Therefore I’d be a baseball player. That would be amazeing, especially if I could play for the Dodgers!
Otherwise it would probably be Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and I’d be a detective. Which is still cool, but not as cool as being a baseball player